1. Cook a dinner entirely of traditional Irish food.

2. Check out a local Irish band. I’m pretty sure they’ll be performing somewhere on St Patty’s Day.

3. Look up Irish dance lesson

 videos on YouTube and learn a few steps.

4. Go to an Irish pub. Ya might wanna go a little early though because it’s guaranteed to get packed with drunken idiots later in the night.

5. Go to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade or festival. Make a day of it and check out all the vendors, food trucks, games and activities.

6. Cook a four-course meal of only green food.

7. Get dressed up in some pretty green lingerie

 or sexy leprechaun costume

 and see if he’d like to “get lucky”.

8. Stop buy your local beer store and pick out a few bottles of stouts to take home and sample. If you’re not familiar with beers just ask the manager for assistance in picking out something tasty.

9. Join BRITISH MATURE SEX for free and get lucky.

10. Put Pandora on an Irish music station

11. Watch Porn together on Free Porn Flix

 though if you’re new to Irish dance. It’ll kinda freak you out and turn you off from the whole idea.

12. Make Guinness cupcakes together and eat the whole dang batch.

13. If the weather is right, have a picnic of Irish food in the park and look for four leaf clovers afterwards.

14. Make Irish coffee, cuddle up and watch the St Patrick’s Day specials on History, TLC, and Discovery.

15. Host a small adult-only St. Patrick’s Day shindig at your home. Don’t forget the green beer!